Flora and Fauna = Baby Deer and Flowers

I Like To Think Woodland Creatures Live There...
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It is important to avoid the Big Evil Douche for several reasons, the most important being that douching destroys the natural flora and fauna in your vagina, as we all know. That phrase always makes me think of little cartoon animals frollicking in my happy vagina, singing songs and learning important cartoon lessons.

So remember, ladies. When you douche, Bambi and his flower friends die!